You come to internet outposts like the Sakebomb Pawn Shop and you trade the imaginary numbers in your bank account (for which you worked so hard) for presents in the mail. We then take your numbers, eat them with computers, and smoosh them onto little plastic cards, or melt them into coins. Then we run amok in alleys dropping receipts and spilling bowls of Ramen. And that's how the economy works, diamond slave trade and all.

So here's the beef, fartsy: we are gonna sell Mark Lewman's clothing. We are gonna sell Production Days DVDs, and some tshirts and skateboards and ebay some things we have lying around the office. We talked about selling our pool table and beer machine and steel furniture when we moved last month, but instead we just gave it all away. What does this have to do with you? I dunno. No one knows. This is the sticky nature of commerce.

Anyway, check back when you are Buy-curious, as some of this stuff may actually be available. In the meantime, go get Mark Driver's book.

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