Make no mistake: the new Sakebomb Review Section is just a thinly-veiled attempt to get good free shit in the mail. We know a lot of rock stars, a lot of magazine editors, and a lot of professional skateboarders, and they all get way more free shit in the mail than we do. This can't continue. For the record, good free shit includes, but is not limited to:

  • music
  • computer soft/hard ware
  • clothes, camera equipment
  • anything involving cars or motorcycles
  • robots
  • instruments
  • anything involving skate/snow/surf boarding
  • firearms
  • drugs and alcohol
  • pornography and escort services
  • airlines
  • cultural festivals
  • bars and restaurants
  • dolphin training
  • mustache maintenance
  • real dolls
  • and home security.
    • Use your imagination for the "not limited to" part. All merchants and PR people should also be aware that we write and produce terrific press junket stories, so don't be afraid to invite us on a private tour of your factory, put us up in a hotel, let us join the band on stage, and hand over the keys to the SUV. Travel is rarely turned down by the intrepid Sakebomb crew, and good times will only equal good words for you and yours.

    It's on like Jon Bon. Send away.

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